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Mark Lamia
Rank

Operations Coordinator

Alignment

UAC

Fate

Unknown (most likely dead)

Only appearance

Alpha Labs - Sector 3: Union Aerospace Science Division (PDA audio log only)

Mark Lamia was the Operations Coordinator stationed at Alpha Labs Sector 3. According to the audio log on his PDA, he states that he is frustrated with the incompetence of his employees. He states that his employees work slowly and he has to keep an eye on them while they're working. He claims that they can't even remember basic things. He even changed the code for the security lockers to 1-2-3, since he believed that that would be easier to remember, yet his employees forgot.

It's likely that Lamia was killed or turned into a zombie during the demon invasion.

PDA ContentsEdit

Audio LogsEdit

Incompetent EmployeesEdit

This is operations coordinator Mark Lamia, dated November 1st, 2145. I am filing this report because I am frustrated beyond belief by the level of incompetency I have to deal with here.

I don't know where HR is getting the new employees, but the last five guys they've sent me were all a bunch of idiots. They can't get any of their work done on time. I constantly have to keep an eye on them. They work slow, they don't follow any of the standard operating procedures and they can't even remember basic things that I tell them. For example, I changed the cabinet door codes here to 123 because I thought that was easy enough to remember, but they still forgot.

I don't understand why HR can't get me better people. I'm requesting full authority to hire and fire my own employees. It's the only way I can run my department smoothly. End of log.

EmailsEdit

Won't be in today (10-28-2145)Edit

Mr Lamia,

I am not feeling very well today. I don't think I will be able to come in to work today. Could you get someone to cover my shift?

Thank you,
George Poota

Storage lockers (10-31-2145)Edit

Mr. Lamia,

What is the code to the storage lockers here? I know you told me a few days ago, but I can't remember. None of my usual codes work.

By the way, I believe I'm going to be late with my Q4 Analysis. I had a late start this morning due to that party in Mars City. I should have known better than to drink that much during the week.

Graham Fuchs

Doctor appointment (11-02-2145)Edit

Mr. Lamia,

I am feeling under the weather again today, and have an appointment with the base physician this afternoon and won't be able to make my shift. Could you find someone to cover for me?

Thank you,
George Poota

Crates moved (11-12-2145)Edit

Mr. Lamia,

I just want to tell you again how happy I am to be working here on Mars in your department. I don't usually go on like this, but I'm just so excited by this opportunity. My last employer didn't appreciate my skills the way you do.

I've taken the crates from your office to your quarters as you requested and I organized your closet to your specifications. I'd like to add that you have excellent taste in music.

Once again, please let me know if there is anything I can do to better serve the UAC.

-Dusty Welch

TriviaEdit

  • By the sound of his voice, he may have been raised in (or his ancestors were raised in) Russia, or possible surrounding countries.
  • His name might be in reference to an employee that worked for Activision when it acquired the publishing rights for classic Doom. [1]

ReferencesEdit

  1. The Doom Manual, Page 25

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